It was at a burlesque show when she made her announcement to her lover who was also a Professor of gender studies at the liberal college of Picksburt.
"Cheese and Crackers! She is gorgeous. I want her."
The kind professor slumped like a student, and gently reminded his young lover why they were there.
"We are against the idea of the sexualized image of women."
She giggled, and stood up to head back stage to take a stab at It.
"By the way professor, I don't think sexualized is a word. And burlesque is Art. Cheese and crackers she's a hottie."