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Saturday, October 10, 2015

Celebrity Chefs Americas Finest

The young woman waited in line for hours to meet the famous celebrity chef Ugo Muniec. When she finally got to him she blurted out her question.
"I am going to culinary school next fall any advice? I want to be famous too."
"Yes you definitely have the look, so hire you an image consultant, come out as a lesbian, and create a super crazy ego that tells the world you are willing to die for overpriced seafood dishes. Before my image change I was John Forbe a lawnmower repair man from Ohio. Next, Remember respect the food. Humanity ehh not so important."
"What about cooking?" she asked.
He laughed and laughed.