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Monday, October 26, 2015

Salmon lips

They were buying seafood when the Salmon shocked the man and spoke.
"Perhaps you should consider beef, we have grass fed," it said.
The man looked at his wife and then to the shock of the Salmon knelt down and begin kissing the glass it was behind.
"Woah partner settle down. Settle down. You're making a scene."
The woman behind the counter motioned for security and the gentleman's wife tried to lift her husband up by his shoulders grabbing him just beneath his soft grey cardigan.
"Did you hear him honey? He recommended the beef."
The Salmon watched as the man and his wife were escorted from the premises.
"You really gotta stop doing that." The counter woman smiled at the fish. But he just made a kissing motion with his Salmon lips.