The two old gentleman sat on their tiny chairs fishing the river. They spent most mornings doing this and occasionally they argued.
"Whale fishing now that's a challenge."
"You don't no crap about whale fishing. You can barely catch catfish."
The older man showed his slightly younger friend a folded up newspaper clipping that he pulled from inside his brown corduroy coat.
Man Catches Whale After a Two Day Fight....
They went back to fishing quietly the slightly younger man grew red faced and furious.
"You know it's a fake article my granddaughter got it for me when I turned 70. I'm not even sure if Whale fishing is legal you ass."
The two old gentleman sat on their tiny chairs fishing the river. And laughed.